The Neo-Ottoman Empire of The Turkic State is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sultan Orhan II with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 4.395 billion Ottoman Turks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danirkale. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Turkic Statean economy, worth 230 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,373 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, Sultan Orhan II has just been declared ruler of The Turkic State in an international press conference, and Islam has been named as The Turkic State's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Turkic State's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

The Turkic State is ranked 253,954^th in the world and 104^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.